Stick Scottie

If Scottish Terriers were from Mexico, they would be Chihuahuas. 

Mr. & Mrs. Redneck

Yeah, it's in the jeans -er- genes. Ian drew this one a coupl'a years ago. I think he was like 10 or 11. He said that's not a double belt on the Misses. The top band is boxers sticking out of the top of her pants. Not sure why there's no hair. And the Mister! Argh! Even Urkel didn't hike 'em that high! 

Ancient Relic #23

When it was midnight and I was laying in the floor with my feet propped up on the front of the console tv like Mom said not to do, this crazy bunch of symbols would come on. I can't remember it exactly. It's been forever since I've seen it. But I'm pretty sure it had an American Indian and an eagle, and some color bars and some other junk like a sun or a circle with lines through it. Even in the late 80s, they didn't use it anymore - they just played a video of a flag waving and the national anthems, and then went to color bars. Since the dawn of the infomercial, everything was eventually 24/7, therefore killing the hypno-graphic.

have a snort

Anti-Piratism

I was thinking maybe Jerry Seinfeld could do some work for RIAA.

Mean it when you ring it

I just sayin. 

Cool License Plate #14

 

Greeting cards niche #4

Might not be Botox

 

Spry in retirement

No comment for fear of further excommunicating myself with society. 

Where do you start eating?

How yummy would six ears be? Six years of yummy! Wheeee!!! But then you'd have to break up the set. Would they be as happy? They couldn't be joined at the happy anymore.  

New Holiday #1

Or if you're not that ambitious, you could make it into a B. All I needed to know about faking report card grades I learned from my alarm clock LCD.