In the first place, I commend Jeb for adopting an orphaned pirate dog with four wooden legs. Good for Jeb in that respect. The problem here, is that the shelter didn't give Jeb the instruction for the proper care of Woody. Pine-legged pirate dogs (even non-scurvy sea dogs) have great difficulty climbing hills. Next, we have to address the idea that it appears Jeb values his belt more than his best furry friend. Did you ever try to run up a hill, or down for that matter, with your gangsta saggin' jeans hangin' off your hiney?
► I do silly scribbles. Dorky doodles. You do giggles, knee slaps and maybe gaseous expulsions.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Ole Woody
In the first place, I commend Jeb for adopting an orphaned pirate dog with four wooden legs. Good for Jeb in that respect. The problem here, is that the shelter didn't give Jeb the instruction for the proper care of Woody. Pine-legged pirate dogs (even non-scurvy sea dogs) have great difficulty climbing hills. Next, we have to address the idea that it appears Jeb values his belt more than his best furry friend. Did you ever try to run up a hill, or down for that matter, with your gangsta saggin' jeans hangin' off your hiney?
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