Mean it when you ring it

I just sayin. 

Cool License Plate #14

 

Greeting cards niche #4

Might not be Botox

 

Spry in retirement

No comment for fear of further excommunicating myself with society. 

Where do you start eating?

How yummy would six ears be? Six years of yummy! Wheeee!!! But then you'd have to break up the set. Would they be as happy? They couldn't be joined at the happy anymore.  

New Holiday #1

Or if you're not that ambitious, you could make it into a B. All I needed to know about faking report card grades I learned from my alarm clock LCD.

Make it snappy

Shoot, I got the words wrong.

When the light goes out

Cavities aren't just for kids anymore. Yo, I got Swiss teeth or somethin.

Not nice 2-point

Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or somebody has points for their food. I wonder if their stuff is filling. If you really want filling, do the 7-Layer Super Nachos at the game.

Bunny & Tots

I drew something to poke fun at what Nikkie's kids probably looked like on the first day of school 2005. She said it was dead on, and I think I got a ROTFL or at the very least an LOL out of it.

Ancient Relic #10

And a darn shame, considering how corn-fusing Daylight Saving Time can be.Long westerly shadow: rooster crowing, breakfast, go to work and school.No shadow: put down your pencils and eat lunch.Long easterly shadow: go home, eat, sleep, get ready to do it again tomorrow.