Homemade

 

I get Hanes

 

I forget who sings it now

 

Ancient Relic #17

I totally used to want one of these really bad! I think there was a Corvette model.

Ancient Relic #22

I found an old camera in my dresser drawer. It was a 35mm that I had begged my parents for before college. It was really cool because it would load and rewind the film all by itself! When I pulled it out of the drawer, it had dust all over it, and an incompleted roll of film still in it. Abandoned. Also in the drawer was a ziploc bag with 4 other rolls of film that had been used at some point or another, and one roll that was unused, still in the plastic case. I took all the film to the Walls-mart, and listed the camera and unused film as a giveaway on Freecycle. I listed it as follows:
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OFFER: 20th Century Camera
0.0 Megapixels
0x Zoom
24 E-byte* Memory stick
See it at: http://photos.yahoo.com/shellirussell
Shelli in Benton
*E = exposure
--Check out SHELLI'S BELLY at http://shellirussell.googlepages.com/home
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And somebody - well, more than one person - actually wanted it!
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TAKEN: This ancient artifact went to a worthy archivist of such stupefying technology.

Let's just sayyy...

There was a 2-year-old and a 6-year-old giving me suggestions on what to draw. 

Suffer the species at the artist's hand

It started out a fish, but the body ended up too skinny. I stuck with it and tried to save it with a fluffy tail, and then the first layer of tail wasn't enough. The next layer made it offishally a bird. With fishlips. I decided everyone's not perfect, and maybe somewhere on Galapagos Island, there is a bird with fish lips. But as anyone without a beak can tell you, such a condition can make it dang near impossible to chirp (unless you have a gap in your teeth to whistle through like me, and most fish and birds do not have teeth at all). Therefore, my new fishybirdy species has to go bloop to call its peers. If it ever gets any peers, that is.

Stick Scottie

If Scottish Terriers were from Mexico, they would be Chihuahuas. 

Mr. & Mrs. Redneck

Yeah, it's in the jeans -er- genes. Ian drew this one a coupl'a years ago. I think he was like 10 or 11. He said that's not a double belt on the Misses. The top band is boxers sticking out of the top of her pants. Not sure why there's no hair. And the Mister! Argh! Even Urkel didn't hike 'em that high! 

Ancient Relic #23

When it was midnight and I was laying in the floor with my feet propped up on the front of the console tv like Mom said not to do, this crazy bunch of symbols would come on. I can't remember it exactly. It's been forever since I've seen it. But I'm pretty sure it had an American Indian and an eagle, and some color bars and some other junk like a sun or a circle with lines through it. Even in the late 80s, they didn't use it anymore - they just played a video of a flag waving and the national anthems, and then went to color bars. Since the dawn of the infomercial, everything was eventually 24/7, therefore killing the hypno-graphic.

have a snort

Anti-Piratism

I was thinking maybe Jerry Seinfeld could do some work for RIAA.