Tuesday, February 28, 2006

That's Ms. Piggy to you

Pick the right size ladies, don't pick a fight with your pinky toe. The little piggy always wins! Do you wear those shoes the next day? NO! Because you CAN'T, ya pansy! What are you going to do, now that you can't wear any shoes to work other than those hot pink and in some cases lime green slide-on fake Chucks? How's that gonna look with your pin stripes? Your tweed? You have to take a sick day and lie about why. Why? Because of your little throbbing pinky toe. You Lose.

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