Thursday, March 23, 2006

Stick Girl Rants

You know how it is. You're sitting on the couch, laptop in front of you, and the tv is on just beyond that. (refer to http://shketches.blogspot.com/2006/02/my-eyes.html for illustration) You're trying to blog while the commercials are on, but you're watching a dvr recording, so you're compelled to skip the commercials. But you can't put your laptop down and disappoint all those Shketches fans! And you CAN'T watch commercials! So you are now left only with the options of a) cloning yourself, which is illegal, b) imploding to join Stimpy when he played in his belly-button too long, c) splitting your efforts and missing a lot of The Simpsons while making an amateurish drawing and excuses to boot. I picked C in a poignant tribute to my college gpa.

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